Round 1 in ‘s soon to be Epic Fighting tournament 1 Dollar fighter (or 1DF for short). My bejeweled brawler Crystalline is pitted against ‘s Tetsu Remi the Ninja Pirate and ‘s Ectogirl the Living Poltergeist.

Round one see the fighters’ midair in a official 1DF transport plane. It’s a battle for the only parachute and the rights to enter the next round. And while Crystalline could most likely survive a fall from 10,000 feet, she’s not going to chance it. So she unleashes volley after volley of razor sharp crystal darts. Tetsu dodges a few, and even manages to get off a few rounds but sadly takes significant wounds to the torso, she’ll live but she’s going to need some RR. Ectogirl while undamaged by the torrent of crystals falls pray to the sudden loss of cabin pressure caused by the combine perforations of Tetsu’s pistol and Crystalline’s deadly shrapnel. Over the next few moments she’ll enjoy being sucked out of the plane thru multiple holes, sure she’s pull her self together but by then Crystalline will be long gone.